Until then, this is the kind of shit I'm doing in between hanging with my 3yo and shuttling the older kids back and forth:
I thought this was the funniest. My closest match was this chick, who I had to Google. She's Asian, and I'm of a very pasty European descent, so I don't even know how that happened:
And it probably goes without saying, but I am not doing the crackhead diet anymore, and I'm still a big chunky. I'm tired of thinking about it, so I am eating healthier for the most part and not obsessing. I haven't put on a bathing suit, yet, though, so things may change.